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Tell Us, Corinne, Do You Agree With Tolstoy’s Famous Observation That “Happy Families Are All…”

“Shut up. Every family is a nest of vipers – all the reason not to add to your own.”

-Corinne Maier

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In Your Opinion, Corinne, Was Whitney Houston Correct In Believing That Our Children Are The Future?

“No. Open your eyes. Your children will be baby-losers, destined for unemployment, insecure or low-grade work . They will have a life even less fun than yours, and that’s saying something. No, your marvellous babies have no future, as every baby born in a developed country is an ecological disaster for the whole planet.”

-Corinne Maier

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Hey Corinne, Can You Give Us One Of Your Opinions On Love?

“As is well known, love makes you stupid. The smitten man who talks about his sweetheart non-stop for hours, listing her wonderful qualities and quoting her bons mots, drives everyone crazy.”

-Corinne Maier

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What do you think about Disneyland, Corinne?

“A stupid village of animated idiots populated by underpaid people dressed as ducks. No, I’ve never been to Disney and I’ve told my children that I will never take them. Horrendous.”

-Corinne Maier

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Bonjour

I am now back in the blogosphere, and it is still in the same place that I left it: a shallow, corporate-driven haven of American pabulum. I am thinking most bloggers should just stop blogging and instead spend their time volunteering to help clean up the dirty, shitty cities of America.  Maybe then they will be too busy doing meaningful work to reproduce, and will finally stop all this superfluous baby-shitting which only adds to the troubles of the world.

-Corinne Maier

 

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